Saturday 25 July 2009

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965)

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What I love about exploitation movies is their sheer economy. Low budget film-making requires innovation and a clear idea of what film you're making and for who. Russ Meyer made 'Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!' for boys who want to see action, sex and fast cars- now I'm not strictly part of that demographic, but this movie is so effective in what it does, that even I was hooked.

The ruthless way in which the film shows exactly what is required to pack a punch and no more, it is visceral and energetic. There are goofs all over the place- licence plates fall off and appear back in place and the state of the actresses clothes varies wildly- and some of the performances are really ropey, but the film also has real strengths. Tura Satana's pneumatically chested sociopath is truly iconic, Stuart Lancaster as the old man is lascivious and irredeemable and Lori Williams as Billie- while being by no means consistent- shows moments of real promise. More importantly Meyer's slick editing and Jack Moran's high-camp dialogue are memorable indeed. So, great title, great script, great direction and a great title song. Superb.

I often remark that a film can only be judged by how well a film achieves its own aims, on that basis it gets a full 10/10. I don't like this being ranked alongside something like 'Aguirre', though, so I'll bend my own rules- 9/10.

Rushmore (1998)

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This might be Murray's best ever role

Amazing that I'd never seen this. It's a cracking little film, but one that slips a little under the radar being a little overshadowed by the star-heavy The Royal Tenenbaums. It is a very Wes Anderson film; lots of great screen compositions, beautiful colours, lots of stills with graphics, a phenomenal soundtrack, quirky characters doing pretty incredible (and frankly uncredible) things in between smoking a lot and riffing some impossible-to-extemporise dialogue.

It is about relationships and the lengths people will go to in order to get their own way. And in Rushmore that familiar Anderson territory is better explored than he perhaps manages anywhere else. Jason Schwartzman's Max Fischer is a scholarship student at the prestigious Rushmore Academy who hides his modest background (his father, played by Seymour Cassel, is a barber) and will do anything to remain at the school. He develops a friendship with a wealthy but unhappy middle-aged man Herman Blume (Bill Murray) and an infatuation with a teacher (Miss Cross, played by Olivia Williams). Inevitably, they develop a relationship between them causing conflict and a reappraisal of priorities.

Where most of Anderson's films are a triumph of style over substance- not necessarily a criticism of course- this one has a little more depth. I particularly like the Oedipal themes which recur, Max has father-figure relationships with his own father (well, duh!), Herman Blume, Dr Guggenheim (Brian Cox, an underrated actor) and even is the father-figure for Dirk Calloway- I don't know what it's called in the US but here he'd be called Max's fag. The way in which the same relationship is shown with differing dynamics is really quite nicely done. This also gives scope for some great characters and some really enjoyable performances, most especially by Bill Murray: Rushmore is a total gift for Bill.

I thought this was great. I don't want to give it an 8/10 because I've given loads of films an 8/10 and it feels a bit devalued, but that's what it really is for me. 8/10

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Sunday 19 July 2009

Oral B Vitality Dual-Clean Electric Toothbush

Greetings from Selly Oak hospital.

Yesterday morning while I was having a refreshing early morning shower there came a knock at my front door. I reached across to open the window as I could see through the patterned glass that it was the postman delivering some much-needed Wilson Anti-Slice golf balls ad was keen for him to wait.

Our windowsill is the best part of eighteen inches wide and so to open the window fully I had to lean quite far. As wicked misfortune would have it my wet size five feet slipped at just this moment and I landed with full force upon this:


This item entered my armpit and sliced its way through to the back of my collarbone only failing to cut its way out of the other side because my supple skin retains the elasticity of youth. It simply bulged out instead giving me the appearance of a man growing a second head.



Now I've never stabbed myself in the armpit with an electric toothbrush before and so I wasn't entirely up-to-speed with the usual procedure for dealing with such an occurrence. I simply chose to pull it out.

Those of you who are familiar with the technical specifications of the Oral B Vitality Dual-Clean electric toothbrush will be aware that it is equipped with a detachable head. Half-wit that I am, I didn't pull the toothbrush back out I merely detached its head.

And so it came to pass that I spent yesterday afternoon under general anaesthetic undergoing an operation to remove the detachable head of an electric toothbrush from inside my shoulder. I have been told that I will have to be in hospital for a couple more days yet- presumably so that none of the nursing teams miss out on the chance to take the piss out of me. But it is of some consolation to know that I can at least rely upon you, my friends, not to laugh.

Thank you for your sympathy. Here is an X-Ray of my toothbrush and shoulder in glorious monochrome:

The Wicker Man (1973)

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Possibly the greatest horror film ever made

As I was flicking through the TV channels I happened upon the opening credits for The Wicker Man. This is simply an incredible movie, I've seen it often enough that I could recite the script along with the players and, for that reason, my notes about it will be pretty brief.

I'll never forget the first time I saw this, it was long overdue and my very dear friend and Best Man Matt brought it around with him for me to see. I was struck then, as I've been struck ever since, by the creepy way that no-one on the island seems totally secure in their own skin. Whether or not this is a happy accident like some of the lighting freaks in Easy Rider really isn't of great significance to me. It could just be that the actors are standing and listening intently for off-screen instructions or that they have been creatively and intelligently coached by the Robin Hardy (and isn't it strange that he didn't make his only other film thirteen years after this?). The effect is simply unnerving, for the protagonist Sergeant Howie and for the viewer.

Woodward, who to me will always be The Equalizer, is marvellous here as the investigating policeman. His grim determination to do his duty in the face of things he finds by turns repellent, compelling and baffling. And, if you think about it, had he answered 'the Siren's call' (as surely every male viewer would have expected him to) then the ending of the film would be redundant.

As an advert for celibacy, then, the film is a flop. As a terrifying psychological horror, though, it is pretty much unsurpassable. 10/10

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Sunday 12 July 2009

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002)

A bit too arch

I liked this. I thought it was very much a 'first-time director' effort with some gimmicky bits that detract from rather than add to the overall piece- and you don't really need that when it's a Charlie Kaufman script- but I enjoyed it a lot.

Sam Rockwell plays, as he often does, the role with great relish. It's not quite hammy, but it is certainly theatrical. He also exposes his buttocks more than champion bottom-flasher Jean-Claude Van Damme has ever managed in a single film. He has a ball. In fact, it looks like everyone has a ball- except Clooney whose added responsibility seems to carry over into his role resulting in him underplaying a little too much against Rockwell and being kind of shut out like white noise. His sub-Cary Grant comedy gurning would be out of place here but he could still benefit from ramping it up a little.

From memory it was about this point that Julia Roberts started to be considered 'interesting' after proving she could carry a film in Erin Brockovich (I haven't seen that, I'm trusting reputations) but I didn't see too much from her here to shout about. Likewise Drew Barrymore is fun playing within herself. And that's okay because it all works fine, the film is loose and rolls along in a carefree manner which is suited to the material- this is really no place for histronics after all.

The concept is fantastic, obviously, playing the fantastical material straight works and even the talking heads bits- which shouldn't work at all given the nature of the piece- contribute something. But it isn't quite right. Clooney would follow this with the far superior Goodnight and Good Luck, a weightier film altogether which perhaps suits him better. It's just a gut feeling and I should know better than to listen to gut feelings, but I got the impression that some of the fun stuff here- the mention of Rosemary Clooney, the weird colourised cinematography, the seriously outlandish costume and sets- was a bit too arch and a bit too forced. It's almost like an inferior version of Terry Gilliam's underrated Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas. But I enjoyed it, that's what matters. 5/10

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Wednesday 1 July 2009

A Passage To India (1984)

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I don't know why I watched this. I probably own a couple of hundred films that I'm yet to see and want to see. I have access to movies on TV and online which are less likely to rouse my chippy working class indignance. On principle I won't watch a film of that length without a good reason; reputation, subject matter and so on. And I've yet to see one of those eighties period pieces about colonialism or punting on the Thames or running round an Oxbridge courtyard that didn't make me furious with myself. I mean come on, a near three hour adaptation of a classic novel stuffed with upper class, stiff upper lip, soulless, heartless, amoral Victorian cunts treating the indigenous population as slaves or worse and featuring Alec Guinness blacked up like a fucking minstrel when I could be watching Animal House or Scream, Blacula, Scream?

There are thousands of great reasons for me not to watch this fucking film. Even David Cairns a David Lean fan and a man who knows more about films than I could learn in ten lifetimes warned me via the miracle of Twitter that it isn't much of a film. And still I went ahead- against sound advice, against my instincts, in the face of my deeply-ingrained class prejudices, and in spite of all rational sense I sat down for the one hundred and seventy minute duration with a cup of tea and a mind as open as I could prise it. Inevitably the payoff to this preamble would be that I loved it in spite of everything and, while I can't honestly say that I loved it, who am I to fly in the face of the immutable universal law of inevitability? Well, just as Edgar Allen Poe's imp of the perverse made me watch it, the same streak of wishful unpredictability ensures that I thought it was okay. Pretty good. A bit better than average. But probably still unworthy of such a fine director or of the vast effort that had clearly gone into it. Which is something it has in common with these notes, I suppose.

A Passage To India opens with English rain on a crowded London street with black umbrellas jostling for position on a pavement outside a P&O Office- Les Parapluies de Cherbourg this is most certainly not- and then, after a brief scene-setting interlude within that office- cuts to a vast Indian port decked out in full regalia to welcome eminent British arrivals. The bright, colourful and noisy scenes juxtaposed with the claustrophobic drabness of England throws up a contrast which demonstrates how discombobulated Adela Quested (Judy Davis) and Mrs Moore (Dame Peggy Ashcroft in the kind of showy supporting role that actresses will slay young babies for) are upon arrival. We also see a recurring visual theme of the film introduced here, the opulence and splendour which the British enjoy in contrast with the local conditions of poverty and destitution. Okay, it's not what you'd consider groundbreaking stuff but it's neither a whitewash (bad choice of words that) of the situation, nor a Slumdog Millionaire-style comedy at the expense of the starving.

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The British, meanwhile, are portrayed, as the British always are, as buttoned-up and overly civil who seethe with resentment for everyone and everything else, who value nothing more than their privacy, treat everyone 'below their station' with hostility and sneer as frequently as they breathe. If Miss Quested and Mrs Moore are surprised that the British have nothing to do with the locals socially- "East is East, it's a question of culture", then everyone else is far more taken aback by the idea that they would even want to. And this cultural/colour divide is what gives the story its interest for me, not only because I am still surprised to hear people express in all seriousness "what I believe to be a universal truth: the darker races are attracted to the fairer, but not vice-versa" but because Lean's treatment of the topic is admirably even-handed: "they all become exactly the same, I give any Englishman two It is interesting, though, that I didn't hear one racist term used throughout the course of the film- as if the very mention of the British or Indians is sufficient to generate the impression that they are being maligned. Maybe the use of racist terms was progress from this state of affairs with its tacit acknowledgement that they're not all bad. Interesting idea that.

The script itself doesn't really justify the lengthy running time, there are wonderful scenes in amongst the self-indulgent going nowhere scenes just as the are some truly wonderful shots amongst some pretty pretentious ones. The pace picks up a little for the last hour but I remember thinking how this was 'as pretty as a postcard and almost as full of intrigue and drama as one too' (what was that about pretentiousness?) and really the whole thing is overblown and unnecessary. My lack of formal knowledge of film-making means that I don't know if Lean's dual role of Director and Editor contributes to this, or if it is simply his reputation preventing the producers stepping in and saying "come on Dave, how many shots of the sea at night do you really need?" or if it was just the done thing to overdo it in the eighties (it certainly was when it came to hair and shoulder pads after all).

The saving grace of the film- aside from my joy in seeing the upper classes slapped down by the masses- is the performances. And they are also one of its great handicaps. Aside from Alec Guiness doing his best It Ain't Half Hot Mum turn as the Sikh cleric Godbole, the actors are credible and hold the interest. I think the world of Alec Guinness but what in God's name persuaded him that this was a good idea- I'd honestly rather see him fannying about in Star Wars than selling himself short in this. Peggy Ashcroft gets the showiest role and makes the most of it, Judy Davis is very strong as the lead female (she's pretty new to me, I only know her from Who Dares Wins and I wouldn't judge anyone on that shambles), James Fox is excellent and understated as Richard Fielding, Nigel Havers plays Nigel Havers as he always does but for me the outstanding player on show was Victor Banerjee as Dr Aziz. It is only after the trial, that the strength of his earlier performance is revealed. He had been charming and urbane, civil to the point of obsequiousness and horribly grateful for even the merest civility. Following his ordeal he is pointed and callous, unable to distinguish between friends and enemies and the contrast between his wounded blitheness is and his prior subservience gives the film a human authenticity it would otherwise have lacked.

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And that is the problem too. In spite of all of the colour and pageantry and the exotic locales and the often wonderful soundtrack (Maurice Jarre) and sumptuous cinematography (Ernest Day), this is a little human drama which is ill-served by Lean's epic style. However hard you try, you simply cannot make Up The Junction work like Lawrence of Arabia and the same applies here. The scope is too big and too ambitious and the plot is too small and concentrated and the gap between these extremes (like the perception gap between the British and Indians) is where failure lies. 6/10 for all its useless beauty.